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eats-shoots-and-leaves: darkangelkie: dressedforthehbomb: vogueflo: nuvoloso: But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell. “And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.” This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook. “He forgot he didn’t know what to do.” Accurate. Nearest book to me is a phone book… “To understand The Night, we must ask some questions; then you must do a shot, and then, you should run outside, yell something silly at a stranger (like, “Help! Fart Police! Coming through!”), run back in, and put on some nice clothes- because it’s almost time to go out for the Night (if you are in a suburban area and there are no people in the streets, after doing the shot, call information and say something crazy-goofy to the operator, BTW- if you’re interested in making an unsuccessful romantic comedy, call it Crazy-Goofy).” That’s what I get for having a book written by a comedian on my nightstand. “The Wills to Whatev: A Guide to Modern Life”, written by Eugene Mirman. “Look,” they said, interupting me, “I just want to know where the bathrooms are.” …. sad say….

eats-shoots-and-leaves:

darkangelkie:

dressedforthehbomb:

vogueflo:

nuvoloso:

But Ossian didn’t have a coherent story to tell.

“And the number of children your generation has, or will have, appears to be fewer on average, although only the future can reveal the actual trend.”

This is hilarious because it’s from the introduction to the Population chapter in my Human Geography textbook.

“He forgot he didn’t know what to do.”

Accurate.

Nearest book to me is a phone book…

“To understand The Night, we must ask some questions; then you must do a shot, and then, you should run outside, yell something silly at a stranger (like, “Help! Fart Police! Coming through!”), run back in, and put on some nice clothes- because it’s almost time to go out for the Night (if you are in a suburban area and there are no people in the streets, after doing the shot, call information and say something crazy-goofy to the operator, BTW- if you’re interested in making an unsuccessful romantic comedy, call it Crazy-Goofy).”

That’s what I get for having a book written by a comedian on my nightstand. “The Wills to Whatev: A Guide to Modern Life”, written by Eugene Mirman.

“Look,” they said, interupting me, “I just want to know where the bathrooms are.”

…. sad say….

(Source: loveclaire, via pen--gwen)

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